{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Sir E. Hooves III (eaglehooves)'s status on Thursday, 27-Sep-12 22:20:41 UTC","author_name":"Sir E. Hooves III (eaglehooves)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/eaglehooves","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1954639","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Pony is for gay and i'm a man! :D\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> Look at the nearest high school. It probably wouldn't be the stupidest piercing."}