{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"(Spirit of Happiness)(Element of Eloquency) (starlynx)'s status on Friday, 28-Sep-12 01:46:01 UTC","author_name":"(Spirit of Happiness)(Element of Eloquency) (starlynx)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/starlynx","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1955280","html":"I read a lot of Stephen King books, but the only part I don't like is when I'm all like, "Man, this is suspenseful and interesting." and then Stephen King is all like, "Alien Sex." And I'm like, "Whoa, Stephen King, hold up." And he's like, "Nah, bro. Alien Sex." Moral of the story is that you should read the first 100-200 pages of Stephen King books, and then the last 100-200 pages."}