{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"A Big Pony (bigpony)'s status on Friday, 28-Sep-12 04:42:12 UTC","author_name":"A Big Pony (bigpony)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bigpony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1955899","html":"&quot;Why can't I poison myself and drown in my loneliness earlier? Life is so unfair.&quot; #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/firstworldproblems\" rel=\"tag\">Firstworldproblems<\/a><\/span> #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/straightedge\" rel=\"tag\">straightedge<\/a><\/span>"}