{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Friday, 28-Sep-12 08:29:19 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1956267","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1089\" class=\"url\" title=\"BronieBrown\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">broniebrown<\/span><\/a><\/span> Imagine things like earlobe stretchers stretching too far and breaking part of the earlobe.  Things like infections due to unhygienic piercing studios.  Things like cheek piercings going wrong and leaving a large hole in your face with exposed teeth."}