{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"mr. no (punctuation)'s status on Sunday, 30-Sep-12 02:42:12 UTC","author_name":"mr. no (punctuation)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/punctuation","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1960841","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/17847\" class=\"url\" title=\"Matt\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">zeldatra<\/span><\/a><\/span> Once I spilt a latte on myself. IT WAS THE ONLY LATTE I EVER HAD. (And it tasted bad, and it landed on my pants, in public, so I couldn't even lick it)"}