{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Sir E. Hooves III (eaglehooves)'s status on Sunday, 30-Sep-12 04:39:08 UTC","author_name":"Sir E. Hooves III (eaglehooves)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/eaglehooves","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1961228","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/12690\" class=\"url\" title=\"Carter\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">electrashock45<\/span><\/a><\/span> I've had two jobs, and I still don't have a true credit card."}