{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Omni (omni)'s status on Sunday, 30-Sep-12 21:34:31 UTC","author_name":"Omni (omni)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/omni","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1963364","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/17847\" class=\"url\" title=\"Matt\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">zeldatra<\/span><\/a><\/span> You literally have no clue how much I'd love to, having planned everything in precise detail for years. However, I'm not going to for one simple reason: getting caught means getting separated from my partner..."}