{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Saturday, 18-Jun-11 21:54:43 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/196463","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/994\" class=\"url\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">earflaps<\/span><\/a><\/span> I do the same thing when people call me slow, until about five minutes later when it hits me."}