{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"trilby's status on Saturday, 18-Jun-11 22:16:43 UTC","author_name":"trilby","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/trilby","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/196520","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/60\" class=\"url\" title=\"Scribus Caballus\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">scribus<\/span><\/a><\/span> Tell me about it, my friend Mike has a 7 year old sister who constantly attacks him. He's almost 17."}