{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Oct-12 07:31:20 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1971086","html":"I've decided that when I die, I want to be dumped off of a cliff overlooking the ocean into a strong headwind and blown into my friends' faces, like in "The Big Lebowski." But I don't want to be cremated first."}