{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"colfax's status on Wednesday, 03-Oct-12 16:12:29 UTC","author_name":"colfax","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/colfax","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1971925","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/60\" class=\"url\" title=\"Scribus Caballus\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">slenderscribus<\/span><\/a><\/span> I was about eight and trying to split a big block of solid chocolate I'd gotten for easter into smaller pieces and didn't think it through all that well... at the time, holding it as I jammed the knife through it seemed like a good idea."}