{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Oct-12 16:19:09 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1971932","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1199\" class=\"url\" title=\"Captain James T. Awesome of The Intergalactic House of Waffles\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">colfax<\/span><\/a><\/span> I got one of those once. I froze it and beat it with a hammer. I was like 15 or 16 at the time, though. Also, I was previously chipping at it with a knife until my parents suggested a non-sharp alternative. So I guess I really lucked out."}