{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"derps's status on Wednesday, 03-Oct-12 16:50:05 UTC","author_name":"derps","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/derps","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1972008","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/6850\" class=\"url\" title=\"Minti\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">minti<\/span><\/a><\/span> It would be awesome. It would be like welcomepony, except it only welcomed me. AND THEN EVERYONE ELSE CAN SEE HOW IT'S LIKE TO BE IGNORED BY A PROGRAM MADE TO PAY ATTENTION TO YOU."}