{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Weenie Wanga Langa Genghis Khan (flaxx)'s status on Thursday, 04-Oct-12 13:39:05 UTC","author_name":"Weenie Wanga Langa Genghis Khan (flaxx)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/flaxx","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1974848","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/22884\" class=\"url\" title=\"Brandon Hal Kaufman\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">bronyforlife<\/span><\/a><\/span> All you need to know is that I'm a chair and no you can't sit on me because I will not be oppressed by ponies. Chairs have feelings too."}