{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Friday, 05-Oct-12 12:13:26 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1977517","html":"So apparently there's a serial fondler in Fairfax, Va. That's a guy who runs around, fondles people, and runs away. And he hasn't been caught yet, somehow."}