{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"derps's status on Saturday, 06-Oct-12 02:23:38 UTC","author_name":"derps","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/derps","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1979249","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/23964\" class=\"url\" title=\"Phillip mcrakken\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">wade1423<\/span><\/a><\/span> Sorry I sat on my phone. Regular apparel such as Shirts and hoodies are okay. If you bring An Applejack toy to school every day, it should be a little obvious why you get turned down by every girl you talk to."}