{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Sunday, 19-Jun-11 20:29:58 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/198390","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/183\" class=\"url\" title=\"Carlis Moore\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">retl<\/span><\/a><\/span> Sweetheart, you can stop your searching now - I found the rudest possible status update I've ever made. <a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/116632\" title=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/116632\" rel=\"nofollow external\">http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/116632<\/a>"}