{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"madington flavors (madflavors)'s status on Monday, 08-Oct-12 23:44:03 UTC","author_name":"madington flavors (madflavors)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/madflavors","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1985730","html":"Now kids, today I'm here to tell you the story of a homeless man who tried to sell me his pants for a box of Ritz crackers. Only instead of him selling them to me he took the crackers out of my bag and put the pants in them and called it a fair trade. Let it now be known that 1 box of Ritz = 1 pair of pants."}