{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"derps's status on Thursday, 11-Oct-12 03:09:37 UTC","author_name":"derps","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/derps","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1991664","html":"From SBN sloppydrunk: So a few nights ago, I had a dream that I was riding in a lifted F350 that @derps was driving. I have no idea what @derps looks like IRL, but I knew in the dream, it was @derps. And while driving this bigass truck, @derps almost ran over a little girl on roller skates. So I made @derps pull over and get out of the truck, and I got out of the truck, and I started punching @derps in the head and face, repeatedly. @Derps was definitely not pleased and wanted me to stop, but I was all, "Sorry, @derps. I don't want to punch you in the face repeatedly, but you really need to learn not to almost run over little girls on roller skates." And I was genuinely sad as I beat @derps mercilessly, but damnit, it's just plain WRONG to almost run over girls on roller skates!"}