{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Bit Shift (bitshift)'s status on Friday, 12-Oct-12 09:59:04 UTC","author_name":"Bit Shift (bitshift)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bitshift","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1995117","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Malik Navigate To McDonough\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> I'm filled with dread, yes I'm nearly dead. I saw a head underneath my bed. Come out if you can, I could do with a man."}