{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"colfax's status on Friday, 12-Oct-12 20:34:34 UTC","author_name":"colfax","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/colfax","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1995921","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/9751\" class=\"url\" title=\"Samuel\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">dlcentaur<\/span><\/a><\/span> No, he's telling the truth, the only reason he even does anything around here is because of the shock collar."}