{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Marissa (moonprincess)'s status on Saturday, 13-Oct-12 02:30:52 UTC","author_name":"Marissa (moonprincess)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/moonprincess","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1997048","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/10039\" class=\"url\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">clarity<\/span><\/a><\/span> Reality TV? What do you do, put giant bumps in your hair, get tans, and then have sex and get pregnant and scream at each other for an hour a week?"}