{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Crusader 8 (princelypublictimeline)'s status on Sunday, 14-Oct-12 04:20:56 UTC","author_name":"Crusader 8 (princelypublictimeline)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/princelypublictimeline","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2001064","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/17847\" class=\"url\" title=\"Matt\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">zeldatra<\/span><\/a><\/span> lol not quite. Pinkie Pie isn't serious enough about anything and would ruin any intimate moment early on to prevent a long term relationship. Fluttershy, if she was real, would be totally unattractive with her personality because she is such a pushover. If she ended up dating, she'd end up with an abusive drunk. Twilight's OCD and self-absorbed quest for knowledge would scare off everyone. Rainbow Dash would scare off would-be suitors cuz guys would think she's gay and lesbians would think she's straight. Applejack, on the other hand, has nothing wrong I can think of. Oh yeah and Rarity's expectations of what a guy is supposed to be are outrageous."}