{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"derps's status on Monday, 15-Oct-12 03:05:08 UTC","author_name":"derps","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/derps","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2004015","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/19969\" class=\"url\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">tekkdan<\/span><\/a><\/span> It is a capital offence to the law here. And if you didn't know, I am The Law."}