{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"derps's status on Tuesday, 16-Oct-12 02:04:07 UTC","author_name":"derps","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/derps","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2006714","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/6850\" class=\"url\" title=\"Toothpaste Pony!\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">minti<\/span><\/a><\/span> First, I would say something obscene, because that's how I say hello to SBN. Then I would become the law. And then I would explore mod-ness to see if it was something I would want to pursue on RDN."}