{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"GentleGiant (decibel)'s status on Monday, 20-Jun-11 21:34:29 UTC","author_name":"GentleGiant (decibel)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/decibel","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/201171","html":"So event of the day #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/1\" rel=\"tag\">1<\/a><\/span>: I put my contacts in to give a rest from glasses, went to the store and bought a small Fluttershy from Walmart and went to the counter. The clerk then asks me, &quot; Whats your sisters name?&quot; so I made one up. (Kayla). That's not the bad part, the person behind me says, &quot;Hey, I know you, Steve right? You don't have a sister.&quot; I then precede to purchase the Pony and leave."}