{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Erik Banner (communistprime)'s status on Wednesday, 24-Oct-12 21:39:30 UTC","author_name":"Erik Banner (communistprime)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/communistprime","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2028231","html":"So I work at a deli, and we've got a rack with fried chicken. Some older man walked up and said, "I'd like two breasts and two thighs." I, of course, responded with, "Sounds like a good time to me!" He didn't get it. :C"}