{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"chacha (chashews)'s status on Friday, 26-Oct-12 14:00:06 UTC","author_name":"chacha (chashews)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/chashews","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2032534","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/6504\" class=\"url\" title=\"Aly Brown\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">partypinkiestyle<\/span><\/a><\/span> but I have another story. Once upon a time, there was a rock. The rock was grey but it looked like a diamond. Then the rock evolved into a rock with a mouth,legs and arms. It named itself Tom, then raped Rarity. The End"}