{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Firestorm (firestormdangerdash)'s status on Monday, 29-Oct-12 03:55:33 UTC","author_name":"Firestorm (firestormdangerdash)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/firestormdangerdash","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2038380","html":"I hate hipsters. Their smug faces, vegan diets, tiny feets, and sawdust bedding. No wait. Hamsters. I hate hamsters."}