{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Monday, 29-Oct-12 20:13:50 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2040268","html":"ATTENTION citizens of Rainbow Dash Network! I have an important announcement to make: I hereby declare . . . (why is it that "I hereby declare" is always followed by a dramatic pause? Isn't "I hereby declare" overly dramatic enough?) . . . I hereby declare, that it is peanut butter jelly time! :d"}