{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Friday, 02-Nov-12 17:16:06 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2050959","html":"The hot pink convertible soared down the dusty road, a large cloud of smoke billowing out from its exhaust pipe.  &quot;You should be braking WHY AREN'T YOU BRAKING&quot; shrieked Mocha the okapi from the passenger seat.  Even in the intense and downright dangerous atmosphere, Savannah the giraffe still managed to give her one of her deadpan glares.  &quot;You think I'm not trying that?&quot; she said, but checked herself.  &quot;Someone cut the brakes.  Fairly sure there's a bomb under the hood too,&quot; she continued.  Mocha's eyes managed to widen even wider.  &quot;WHYYYYYYYYYYY&quot; she howled, as her former quiet life reading books in the middle of nowhere flashed before her eyes.  #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/nanowrimo\" rel=\"tag\">NaNoWriMo<\/a><\/span>"}