{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"tekkdan's status on Saturday, 03-Nov-12 21:51:25 UTC","author_name":"tekkdan","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tekkdan","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2053330","html":"If Crash Bandicoot drowns by falling in open water and can't swim, how does scuba gear help him? I suppose that's the answer to Frogger's swimming problem, he just needs scuba gear to fix an illogical problem by making it even more illogical."}