{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Saturday, 03-Nov-12 21:53:59 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2053337","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/19969\" class=\"url\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">tekkdan<\/span><\/a><\/span> Maybe he can't swim wearing jeans and sneakers because they're too restricting, but he can swim when he's got flippers on?"}