{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"tekkdan's status on Sunday, 04-Nov-12 02:40:17 UTC","author_name":"tekkdan","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tekkdan","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2053739","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/984\" class=\"url\" title=\"zack\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">theawesomepony<\/span><\/a><\/span> Do you mind if I assault you with cakes instead of giving them to you?"}