{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Sunday, 04-Nov-12 09:09:27 UTC","author_name":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nerthos","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2055318","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/26728\" class=\"url\" title=\"Caterpillar.\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">caterpillar<\/span><\/a><\/span> You can't without a bikini-off. Those are the rules. Claiming taking over th kingdom without winning by proper means you'll be seen as a crazy hobo."}