{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Omni (omni)'s status on Sunday, 04-Nov-12 20:54:42 UTC","author_name":"Omni (omni)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/omni","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2056842","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4320\" class=\"url\" title=\"Katze Kattepus\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">gladosenchilada<\/span><\/a><\/span> Dude, I have you tied. You couldn't use your hands to grab that. At any rate, I'm going to do  movie nonsense by grabbing a gun out of a hat I wasn't wearing until a moment ago and shooting you in the leg because that's the most useless place to shoot someone."}