{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Wednesday, 07-Nov-12 06:09:07 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2065133","html":"\u201cWhat?\u201d The blue pony groaned. \u201cI promised that I\u2019d hang out with you today! What makes you so busy that you can\u2019t?\u201d\nHere's a good excuse: "Sorry Rainbow, I came down with a case of the gay. Also, I'm a psychopath who gets off at intimidation and watches people sleep.""}