{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Solidus Sans (liquidusmira)'s status on Thursday, 08-Nov-12 18:49:42 UTC","author_name":"Solidus Sans (liquidusmira)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/liquidusmira","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2069270","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/13301\" class=\"url\" title=\"Anthony Rothstein\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">anthonyrothstein<\/span><\/a><\/span> Man, they're only 1024 x 768. You should have gotten one of the Retina Display iPads."}