{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Nov-12 06:55:12 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2083152","html":"Why the hell does the popular sidebar say &quot;THE ENEMA AMBUSH&quot; followed by &quot;Great ideas for Pine Cones!&quot;? I mean, I can't be the only one frightened by that, right? Right!? D:"}