{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Nov-12 11:31:17 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2083561","html":"&quot;Your next mission, should you choose to accept it,&quot; continued the unicorn venomously, &quot;Is to locate and infiltrate a group of anti-monarchical-&quot;  &quot;You know what?  Screw that!&quot; spat Savannah.  &quot;I'm not taking any more orders from you until I go and get my girlfriend back.&quot;  &quot;You realise this is a trap, don't you?&quot; asked the unicorn.  &quot;Of  <i>course<\/i>  it's a trap.&quot;  &quot;Then on your head be it.  Don't bother signing back in.  While we as an agency pride ourselves on unorthodox loose cannons, you've excelled in finding new ways to be a disappointment of an agent.&quot;  &quot;Good riddance,&quot; responded Savannah, and with a powerful kick smashed the monitor.  It sparked and went dark, and the unicorn watched her no more.  #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/nanowrimo\" rel=\"tag\">NaNoWriMo<\/a><\/span>"}