{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Thursday, 15-Nov-12 00:49:17 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2089034","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/26890\" class=\"url\" title=\"Trey Crain\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">electroidfire<\/span><\/a><\/span> You aren't quite a pony either. You appear to be a conjoined twin. One of the twins is a meth addict, and the other is a complete tool. Which are you?"}