{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jonathan Burgess (ral)'s status on Thursday, 23-Jun-11 02:38:12 UTC","author_name":"Jonathan Burgess (ral)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ral","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/208974","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1567\" class=\"url\" title=\"Stephanny - Admin\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">sprinklesky<\/span><\/a><\/span> I already have a huge hole in my tongue from biting it, so biting it again would probably just end up with a mouth full of blood."}