{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Friday, 16-Nov-12 16:34:23 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2095276","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/26983\" class=\"url\" title=\"Rachel &quot;Gibbs&quot;\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">applesaucelullaby<\/span><\/a><\/span> If someone in a ninja suit and night vision goggles appeared out of nowhere above your head, would you remain calm?"}