{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"derps's status on Friday, 16-Nov-12 17:34:35 UTC","author_name":"derps","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/derps","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2095447","html":"Random RDN text adventure: You wake up in an forest stark naked with a picture of a horse next to you. What will you do?"}