{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Friday, 16-Nov-12 21:37:43 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2096195","html":"Deep breaths.  Bi-pod.   <i>Patience.<\/i>   Crosshairs set in place.  Ready for the grand finale.  This night would end with a bang.  From her position in the rafters, the teal pegasus had a perfect shot at the stage.  Blockbuster's itchy hoof started to squeeze the trigger of her precious modular rifle.  &quot;I wouldn't do that if I were you.&quot;  The sudden voice in her ear made her jump.  She dived into a combat position, ready to take on... a giraffe?  The creature's appearance struck her as so odd that she stood at ease.  &quot;How did you even GET up here?&quot;  &quot;Same way you did,&quot; the giraffe replied, adding, &quot;Thanks for taking out all the security.&quot;  She craned her neck to the eyepiece of Blockbuster's rifle.  &quot;Girl, you got this all wrong.&quot;  #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/nanowrimo\" rel=\"tag\">NaNoWriMo<\/a><\/span>"}