{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Saturday, 17-Nov-12 19:37:58 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2099262","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2559\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jeff Stathers\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">dusty<\/span><\/a><\/span> Whassup with that thang?  I wanna know... how does it hang?  Straight up wait up hold up, mister lover.  Like Prince says you're a sexy mother...!  I like 'em real wild, B-ball style by the mile, smooth black skin with a smile bright as the sun.  I wanna have fun.  Come and give me some of that yum-yum chocolate chip, honey dip, can I get a scoop?  Maybe take a ride in my coupe?  You make me wanna SHOOP."}