{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Saturday, 17-Nov-12 21:42:33 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2099609","html":"&quot;You keep away from that!&quot; shouted Blockbuster, &quot;That's sensitive equi-&quot; &quot;It's a Colson modular sniper rifle with VHRS stake attachment. Someone's shooting vampires,&quot; said the giraffe.   &quot;Only your sights are set on my babygirl's favourite starlet, and I bet she won't be the only one whose bubble you'll be bursting.  Y'know, with a giant stake through the heart.&quot;  &quot;She's a succubus!&quot; snapped the pegasus.  &quot;The Pony of Pop is casting a love spell all over Equestria via hypnotic subliminal messages hidden away in her- Hey! I told you not to touch that!&quot;  The giraffe had turned the rifle around by about 30 degrees.  &quot;Now look.&quot; Blockbuster put her eye to the sight and saw, in the left wing of the stage, a fashionable unicorn with sparks erupting from her horn.  &quot;Ms. Shores' stylist,&quot; the giraffe added.  &quot;There's your succubus.&quot;  Blockbuster was aghast.  The giraffe handed her a party invitation and started walking toward the fire escape. &quot;Bring your sister,&quot; she said, and left. #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/nanowrimo\" rel=\"tag\">NaNoWriMo<\/a><\/span>"}