{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"derps's status on Sunday, 18-Nov-12 02:42:32 UTC","author_name":"derps","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/derps","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2100611","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/9434\" class=\"url\" title=\"Bo jackson\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">abigpony<\/span><\/a><\/span> Ewww, milk. Some people look at me weird when I say I don't like milk, but then I explain why I don't like white stuff coming from the underside of a cow."}