{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Thursday, 23-Jun-11 13:15:44 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/210384","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/779\" class=\"url\" title=\"Everypony's Mama\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">draggle<\/span><\/a><\/span> I've been putting off learning to drive for years because the very thought of me behind a wheel gives me the shivers."}