{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"derps's status on Monday, 19-Nov-12 23:55:55 UTC","author_name":"derps","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/derps","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2107412","html":""It's like if someone gives you a cake for acing a test, but then the mentally handicapped guy next to you wins a Nobel Prize for solving the Hamburgler's maze on the back of his placemat." This is poetry"}